Amusing Quotes

[Savaril]

Funny quotes that contain _D_W_ community members.

(Wal-Mart RP)

Johnny B. Goode peers out from underneath the shelves, and uses a spot check.
[Johnny B. Goode rolls 1d20] 1: total = 1
Eagle: [lolololol]
Johnny B. Goode: (Oh for fu-)
Zheyn: (..i am a fucking idiot)
The Chairman: Johnny is oblivious to everything around him.

[Savaril]

Geintz: [Do I even wanna know?]
Johnny B. Goode: (Maybe. It's loads of fun.)
Eagle: [don't be a cunt geintz]
Zheyn: (It's post-apocalyptic Wal-Mart based RP)
Zheyn: (..<3)
George T. Smiths: (Don't be a dick Warlin.)
George T. Smiths: (SEE WHAT I DID THERE?)
Johnny B. Goode: (Don't be a Dick, Saberin.)
Eagle: [it's hard not to]
Johnny B. Goode: (SEE WHAT I DID THERE?)
Zheyn: (Don't be a Dick, Savaril.)
George T. Smiths: (: D!)
Eagle: [SEE WHAT I DID THERE?]
Zheyn: (SEE WHAT I DID THERE?)
Johnny B. Goode: (It's funny because Saberin's first name is Dick.)
The Chairman: Guys, shut up and RP.
The Chairman: SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

[Warlin]

Smoo is now known as The Great Fairy.
The Great Fairy: Wait no.
Eideu: [you are kinda gay]
Eideu: [just sayin']

[Warlin]

[Clayton's Houseplant] The Legend: EIDEU TREK
[Clayton's Houseplant] Eideu: [DUNANANANANA]
[Clayton's Houseplant] Eideu: [roll for random encounters.]
[Clayton's Houseplant] Eideu: [do it.
[Clayton's Houseplant] Eideu:
[The Legend rolls 1d4] 4: total = 4
[Clayton's Houseplant] Eideu: [oh holy f-

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[Clayton's Houseplant] The Legend: Yes yes I was about to do you
[Clayton's Houseplant] Eideu: [you were about to what]

[Savaril]

The Legend: Dodongo swipes at both Dauana and Jess with its tail!
Dauana is the Juggernaut, bitch
[The Legend rolls 1d20+7] 16: total = 23
[The Legend rolls 1d20+7] 9: total = 16
Dauana: (eww 23)
The Legend: It hits Dauana, but not Jess.
Dauana is the Juggernaut, bitch, takes the hit like a man
[The Legend rolls 1d6+7] 5: total = 12
The Legend: Minus two for his damage reduction
The Legend: That's ten damage.
Dauana cripples up on the floor, bitch

[Warlin]

Mattias: [Jess, potion shop is floating on water]
Mattias: [Do we have to swim across?]
The Legend: You can hop it.
Mattias hops across.
Jess k's
Jess HOPS across small water game
Jess: (*gap)
Jess THEN heads inside
Eideu: [hops it]
Eideu hops it
Eideu is retarded

[Savaril]

Andrew wsays: Containers (and ONLY containers) have two variables.
Andrew wsays: Named open_state and closed_stated
Andrew wsays: ...oh GOD.
Andrew wsays: I need help.
Andrew wsays: close_state or closed_state
Andrew wsays: ?
Azev wsays: clothes_state
Andrew wsays: <_<

[Savaril]

Smoo wsays: I think Savaril and Jeff just think I'm a robot because I'm not amused by their bad jokes they bother me with on MSN
Smoo wsays: Mostly Jeff
Savaril wsays: I make jokes?
Savaril wsays: When was the last time I made a joke
Smoo wsays: When you made Myritiem.
Smoo wsays: AHAHAHAHA
Smoo drinks
Smoo drinks

[LordAndrew]

Mihashi says: R3IA characters can't be used
Hael says: Yeah.
Hael says: This is 1,700 years after R3IA.
Phenoix12 says: Oh
Phenoix12 says: I could use one of Ian Exro's ancestors.
Phenoix12 says: Or heck one of Xon's ancestors...
Mihashi says: ...
Hael says: ...uh.

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Relt: DAMNIT CROW, GET OVER HERE AND EXPLAIN THIS MESS!
Roid: NEXT.
Rasei: (No we do fuxing not)
Ben: ...Get us crow then, And we'll hand relt over.
The Maintainter: : Really?
The Maintainter: Relt suddenly explodes infront of everyone.
Vega: If you want, we can drop you off at the Torp Home Worl--
KRNRM: >_>
Roid: .......
Vega: DAMMIT NOT AGAIN.
Vega shields eyes.

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Vos wsays: By some means trap him between words
Avatar of Life wsays: lolVoslol
Avatar of Life wsays: I WIN
Avatar of Life wsays: HE'S DEAD FOR GOOD
Avatar of Life is shot

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Xon says: Vary intelegnet
LordAndrew GMsays: FUTCHERRRRRRRRR
Quote says: ...
LordAndrew GMsays: HAHAHA
Relt GMsays: VARY INTELEGNET
Quote GMsays: VARY INTELEGNET
Bandit says: Well...
Bandit says: Uuuh...
Smoo wsays: I think even Saberin was stunned by that one
Bandit says: Intelligence in a character is a trait.
Bandit says: Not an ability.
LordAndrew wsays: DAYUM
Bandit says: If you can roleplay your character as intelligent, then there's no problem.

[Savaril]

Daisy wsays: I HAVE DOWNES :]
Aog wsays: GORTRAX SIR.
Daisy wsays: i didnt say that
Aog wsays: If you keep up this foolishness you will be disposed of. YES?
Daisy wsays: Me?!
Daisy wsays: Actually I did. By the way I have downes :]
Aog wsays: No I mean Gortrax.
Aog wsays: Shut up Daisy.
Daisy wsays: Im not writeing this i swear!
Aog wsays: YES WE KNOW THIS.
Daisy wsays: I couldn't write it, actually because I have downes
Gotrax wsays: i didnt say it
Gotrax wsays: :/
Azul Marino GMsays: LOLOL
Aog wsays: Not THAT foolishness.
Azul Marino GMsays: That one was good.
Daisy wsays: Im not doing this!
Aog wsays: The foolishness in 'tell'.
Daisy wsays: But I have downes
Mournehood GMsays: I bet she's confused as fuck right now
Aog wsays: ..which we can see.
Azul Marino GMsays: D
Daisy wsays: I love this game and now my ex is trying to make it miserable for me damn it!
Gotrax wsays: me and daisy are discussing it
Azul Marino GMsays: XD
Daisy wsays: If only I didn't have downes
Aog GMsays: LOL
Azul Marino GMsays: XD
Azul Marino GMsays: I'm
Daisy wsays: stop that!
Azul Marino GMsays: Holy shit I'm busting up in real life.
Daisy wsays: whos writeing downes
Azul Marino GMsays: I'm a terrible person.
Aog GMsays: We're so terribly cruel guys this is so bad.
Aog GMsays: Ahahahaha.
Daisy wsays: I'm writing downe downes.
Mournehood GMsays: Oh god this is hilarious
Azul Marino wsays: In all seriousness though if she doesn't want you bothering her then don't.
Daisy wsays: Please don't bother me, I have downes.
Azul Marino GMsays: oh God
Daisy wsays: Omg why me...
Azul Marino GMsays: I can't stop laughing
Azul Marino GMsays: I can't take this seriously
Daisy wsays: why do I have to have downes!?!?!?
Mournehood GMsays: IT'S CRUEL BUT IT IS WORTH IT
Azul Marino GMsays: Oh man.
Daisy wsays: Whos making me write this!
Daisy wsays: IO bet its my downes
Daisy wsays: dose anyone want to see my downes
Daisy wsays: WHos making me write downes please stop
Daisy wsays: downes downes downes
Daisy gets sad
Daisy wsays: please stop
Gotrax wsays: downes?! i smell one of my own
Gotrax wsays: >_>
Daisy was already sad, has downes.
Daisy wsays: stop!
Daisy wsays: STOP MAKING FUN OF MY DOWNES
Daisy wsays: I NEED A GM PLEASE!
Daisy wsays: GM HELP I HAVE DOWNES
Daisy wsays: SOMEONE HELP
Aog GMsays: Okay we need to
Azul Marino wsays: hi
Aog GMsays: we need to stop this lol
Daisy wsays: It is me I have downes
Gotrax wsays: leave her alone :/
Azul Marino GMsays: This is way too funny.
Daisy wsays: Aog
Aog wsays: hi
Daisy wsays: whos making me write this
stool wsays: is it my downes?
stool wsays: whoops.
Aog wsays: It's probably gortrax he is Satan.
Daisy wsays: I swear im not writeing that stuff down
Daisy wsays: I have downes
Daisy wsays: STOOL has been doing it!?
Azul Marino GMsays: XD
Azul Marino GMsays: OH MY GOD
Daisy wsays: I think this because I have downes
Mournehood GMsays: AHAHAHAHA
Mournehood GMsays: THIS IS THE BEST
Aog GMsays: AHAHAHAHA
Azul Marino GMsays: We should put this on the funny quotes thread.
Gotrax wsays: im not doing it...
Mournehood GMsays: IT's GM abuse but it's great
Mournehood GMsays: Really
Gotrax wsays: i know who is doing it
Daisy wsays: ARE YOU SAYING THAT I HAVE DOWNES
Gotrax wsays: lol
Daisy wsays: Im not writing worldchat so...
Daisy wsays: this isnt me
Daisy wsays: ....i dont have downes!
Daisy wsays: Gotrax has downes
Aog is Daisy wsays: STOOL has been doing it!?
Mournehood wsays: It was Stool all along.
Gotrax wsays: <.< and his inactivity counter goes down every time daisy writes something related to downes
stool wsays: I have downes.
Azul Marino says: Here I'll.
Azul Marino text-bans Stool.
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Azul Marino has an announcement:
And they lived happily ever after.
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Daisy wsays: IM OKAY YAY
Aog GMsays: Oh jesus christ
Aog GMsays: Daisy wsays: STOOL has been doing it!?

Aog GMsays: Daisy wsays: STOOL has been doing it!?
Daisy wsays: STOOL has been doing it!?
Daisy wsays: STOOL has been doing it!?
Daisy wsays: STOOL has been doing it!?

Daisy wsays: Except I have uppes.
Rosso wsays: fuck no you aint
Azul Marino GMsays: XD
Daisy wsays: i wanna play another rp
Rosso wsays: but that's a whole 'nother ball game
Daisy says: OMG I AINT WRITING THIS UPPES
Daisy wsays: WHY DID I GET UPPES
plant snickers nefariously.
Rosso wsays: damn that houseplant. Damn it to hell.
Daisy has left the world

[Savaril]

Saberin (Medet) after complaining about GMsay for the past couple of days, preparing RP:

Medet GMsays: After liberating the Dada Islands from Hal'Lans reign and placing Gen'Lak as the new khan, the party was picked up in an air balloon. They have traveled down to Lantern City, arriving at mid-day, being set just outside the front gates. Mihashi is unconcious, sleeping after having fought a tiring battle.
Medet GMsays: FUCKE
Rojo Cremisi GMsays: AHAHAHA
Medet GMsays: GODDAMNIT
Mournehood GMsays: AHAHAHA

[LordAndrew]

Zeban jumps at the ragged man, abandoning all defense, he drops his shield and grips his hand with both swords, cleaving downwards.

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Daisy says: im dark daisy i can cast necromagic!
Daisy Blishh rah ha ha! diyy! dark demonstional hole!

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Daisy says: 1st of all when you heal someone you must concetration and determenation

[LordAndrew]

Ian E. Exro wsays: I got inspiration for a new character while listen to linkin park.

[Warlin]

Jess: Besides, there's still this other chest we apparantly missed.
Eideu: [ping]
The Legend: hi
Eideu: [k I'm not dead]
Jess SPELLS APPARANTLY RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The Legend: nope.
The Legend: Apparently.
Jess: (what)
Jess: (what0
Eideu: [ahahahahaha.]
Jess: (what)
Jess: (what)
Jess was muted for spam.
Sayl: (Apparently you can't spell apparently)

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Jess drags everyone BACK through the underwater tunnel
[Jess rolls 1d20+10] 9: total = 19
[Nito rolls 1d20+1] 12: total = 13
Nito struggles, probably makes it
The Legend: SWIM, PARTY, SWIM
Nito thinks he made it on 14 the first time.
[Eideu rolls 1d20] 4: total = 4
Eideu: [hard
Eideu: fucking
Eideu: core.]
The Legend: DROWN, EIDEU, DROWN

[Savaril]

Rose says: hey can anyone make me a cute barmaid icon??

[Warlin]

Aog wsays: Hey saberin
Emperor Litikan Agor'Barash wsays: ohgawdbold
Sigma wsays: Hey saberin
Emperor Litikan Agor'Barash wsays: ohgawdboldbigfont
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Sigma is probably at the Inn
Sigma wsays: Sort of how like
Sigma wsays: Savaril is probably smoking the dick
Random Bystander wsays: ...Savaril, GET OFF THAT DICK! IT'S MINE!
Random Bystander tackles and maims.
Savaril licks icecre-
Savaril is hit by a flying Geintz

[Savaril]

Savaril wsays: Cow don't you hate it when you get a slice of FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKING PIZZA and the toppings come right off D:?
Cow~ wsays: Any excuse to eat a handfull of cheese is a good thing.
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Lunar Chibi wsays: My mom makes this awesome dipping sauce, right? Get this.
Lunar Chibi wsays: She pours cola into it.
Cow wsays: Coke or Pepsi?
Lunar Chibi wsays: Coke.
Thuggish Splicer wsays: Coke.
Cow wsays: Coke.
Garak wsays: Coke.
Lunar Chibi wsays: That's right.
Captain "Mad" Jack Flint wsays: Coke.
Lunar Chibi wsays: fondle.
Lunar Chibi wsays: turd.
Lunar Chibi wsays: I thought he was AFK.
Lunar Chibi wsays: Damnit.
Thuggish Splicer wsays: You're a cunt.
Lunar Chibi wsays: AWW.
Lunar Chibi wsays: GODDAMNit.
Lunar Chibi wsays: Frick.
Lunar Chibi wsays: Hell.
Thuggish Splicer wsays: That was bad and you should feel bad
Lunar Chibi wsays: For some reason, this is more upsetting than my grandmother's death.
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Ray snipes andrew
Ray doesn't get any kill points because killing andrew is worthless
Ray snipes jeff
Ray wins the game
Cow~ wsays: Andrew was probably killed by the wind in front of the bullet instead of the bullet and that's why it doesn't count as your kill.
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Knox says: (pssst replace Sam's mind with Diovari's)
Knox says: (It would be hilarious)
Andrew says: Hm.
Andrew says: Hm.
Andrew says: Hm.
Smoo says: That's an excellent idea, voice in my head.
Smoo says: Let's do that.
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Estione Guard wsays: Well, see.
Estione Guard wsays: It starts out with a nursery planet. Then The Maintainer throws a meteor at it.
Estione Guard wsays: Then, the five or so little lifeforms that spawn fight for dominance as more appear.
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Bareev wsays: Actually Azev is probably the most heroic person.
Bareev wsays: Then again.
Bareev wsays: I didn't really watch the first roleplay.
Bareev wsays: He just seems like he did heroic things from what I know.
Regil wsays: The most heroic person is Gerald.
Azev wsays: The most heroic person is Gerald.
Andrew wsays: The most heroic person is Gerald.
Citizen wsays: The most heroic person is Gerald.
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Ian E. Exro wsays: You know someone, somewhere, is getting a tatoo of a PENIS... On there PENIS.
Citizen wsays: They must be really stupid.
WatchKey 2.2 wsays: You know, someone, somewhere, is getting a tattoo of Ian's PENIS... on his PENIS.
Ian E. Exro wsays:
WatchKey 2.2 wsays:
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Azev wsays: Andrew you're not the only one with a screwed up life D:
Azev wsays: Saberin has the most screwed up life of all of us.
Azev wsays: (He's asian.)
Ademy wsays: It's awful.
Ademy wsays: I wake up in the morning and I look in the mirror.
Ademy wsays: And I realize.
Ademy wsays: "My eyes are squinty".
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Azev wsays: ..oh god
Azev wsays: OH GOD
Azev wsays: AOG DON'T TELL ME YOU-
Azev wsays: WITH SHAROL-
Azev wsays: AND THE TENTACLES-w
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Warlin wsays: MATTHEWKUN ^________^
Sava-kun wsays: KONICHIWA, JAKE-CHAN ^w^ KAWAIIII~
Najhib wsays: :3
Sava-kun wsays: :3:3:3
Jay wsays: help me jake
Jake-chan wsays: hai ^______^
Warlin wsays: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sava-kun wsays: Poor Smoo.
Jay wsays: ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGH

[Savaril]

Relt says: *poke*
Warlin says: HUR DUR DUR DUR!
Relt says: ...
Relt says: Eh, he'll be fine.

[Warlin]

Lucia wsays: Who's warlin
Hector Novus says: I'll stomp ya, bud.
Hector Novus says: WOW.
Hector Novus says: WOW.
Hector Novus says: DAISY
Hector Novus says: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HERE
Lucia wsays: 1 week
Hector Novus says: And you don't know of the gospel of Warlin?
Hector Novus says: Warlin was the greatest RPer who ever did live you see.
Lucia wsays: nope
Hector Novus says: He was so good he could pull off moves like
Hector Novus says: "Fuck this shit guys, I'm leaving."
Hector Novus says: and
Hector Novus says: "I'm wearing the armor of I don't give a shit"
Savaril enables Savaril's building.
Hector Novus says: Actually no it's just me.
Aog says: That armor IS epic.
Hector Novus says: YOU KNOW
Hector Novus says: WARLIN
Hector Novus says: SIGMA
Lucia wsays: That isnt very good role play
Hector Novus says: ROSSO
Aog says: AHAHAHA
Aog says: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Warlin]

Sayl: (I bet HERMAN)
Eideu: [you fucking troll
Sayl: (Gets a spot check too)
The Legend: It's not my fault you all failed to find it.
Impostor Cow is now known as Herman.
Sayl: (OH NO)
[Herman rolls 1d20-20] 8: total = -12
Herman is not useful

[Warlin]

Aiana grabs you and throws you up, pulling out a revolver and firing several times at your abdomen. She then whips out a heatblade and rips through you as you're falling back down and cuts you in half. Holding her hands out, she begins to generate a super dense gravity hole which drags your two halves into it. After you're condensed into the size of a few molecules, she releases the gravity well and watches a bloody explosion spray in all directions.
Lucia says: NO its noy powerplaying you arent forcceing me..
Aiana says: Is that powerplaying
Lucia says: Let me read
Several seconds later....
Lucia says: No

[Savaril]

Lunar Chibi wsays: I don't think it's installing.
Lunar Chibi wsays: Wrong say.
Lunar Chibi wsays: WRONG SERVER

[Warlin]

Sayl inquires as to location of these beavers. WITH A GATHER INFO CHECK
[Sayl rolls 1d20+1] 7: total = 8
Sayl confuses the word 'beaver' with the word 'muffin' probably.
Nito: (For someone who can take 20 every turn you sure don't have a big bonus to that. Probably because you can usually take 20.)
The Legend: Sayl is lead to believe that they reside in a bakery somewhere int he middle of the ocean.
Sayl: (Well yeah once a day I can take 20. Twice next level.)
Sayl: (So I don't bother putting anything in it.)
Relt sends aog to his room and does it himself
[Relt rolls 1d20+13] 1: total = 14
Nito: (...)
Eideu decides to do the same, since y'know he's useless for everything else
Relt thinks beavers are muffin-people
Nito: (Bakery, all right)
The Legend: Relt is lead to believe that said bakery actually resides in the Southern Swamp.
[Eideu rolls 1d20+5] 2: total = 7
The Legend: Eideu concurs.

[Savaril]

Cow wsays: You should also put that stupid character sheet on the site (when it comes back) because it's stupid downloading a 195-byte file from a file upload service. It's just not really worth the time it takes to get there.
Savaril wsays: I'm sure it's just the same old person.
Cow wsays: Speaking of which~
Savaril wsays: The character sheet should just be in the MOTD
Savaril wsays: But whatever
Cow wsays: I should make more characters. Nobody cool only has one validated character.
Savaril wsays: Make a Goku.
Savaril wsays: I'm sure that will drive the validators crazy.
Cow wsays: My other character dual-wields pianos. He's pretty much Goku.
Savaril wsays: That's even better.

[Warlin]

Savaril wsays: Pendulum's best song is Propane Nightmares.
Savaril wsays: <3
WarLin wsays: No way
WarLin wsays: It's The Other Side
Savaril wsays: well FUKKA YOU
WarLin wsays: You're just crazy.
Savaril wsays: The Other Side is boring as hell.
Savaril wsays: >:/
WarLin wsays: but it has a kick-ass melody
Savaril wsays: It has a melody that should be kicked in the ass.
WarLin wsays: I'll ass your kick in the melody if you don't shut your face.
Savaril wsays: I'll your melody ass shut face kick but I'll.
WarLin's mind is blown
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WarLin wsays: QUAKE QUAKE I'M A DUCKE
Jake wsays: UNNECESSARYE LETTERSE.
WarLin wsays: Spellinge everythinge withe 'e's ise totallye the cooleste
Savaril wsays: Adding E to the end of sentences makes them better.
Savaril wsays: ...letters
Savaril wsays: ...words.
WarLin wsays: words*
Savaril is retarded